The locker contains a hoodie with an unfamiliar logo, a pair of sweatpants in a size that is more recommendation than fact, and a single sock. You achieve something that, from a distance, might pass for dressed.
As you pull the hoodie over your head, a wall screen crackles to life. A cheerful voice announces, “Good morning, valued operative of…“ followed by a burst of static where the company name should be. The logo in the corner is just a spinning progress wheel.
A big button appears on the screen: MANDATORY ORIENTATION. There is also a tiny link underneath it: "skip, i basically know what i am doing".